Shakira (aka Legally Blond Part III) has finally launched her own fragrance, which according to her very tacky self is a “fresh, elegant and suave aroma, whose main ingredients are jasmine, vanilla and sandalwood.”
The concoction goes by the name of “S by Shakira,” which I think is, like, booooring! Had the Colombian asked this blogger for advice, I would have suggested Waka-La (or -if looking to attract the Mexican market- she could also go for Guácala.)
I can think of a few names that would have had this stuff selling like proverbial hot cakes. Breast Milk by Shakira being by far the politest! That would probably sell the stuff to the wrong target market though, and I’m pretty sure there’d be a few lawsuits after an idiot or two drank the stuff….
Guácala! hehehe Man, I will have a hard time explaining that joke to my anglo speaking friends.
Waka-la it is!! Where did her originality go? Is that what happens when you continously bleach your hair?
I can’t stop laughing over here! Thank you. This is hilarious. I can’t wait to share it with my family.