Lou Dobbs to Telemundo: Leprosy Was Brought to the U.S. by South East Asians, not Hispanics. Duh!

Don’t believe everything you hear: Lou Dobbs is actually our BFF and he wants us to know we are not the ones responsible for bringing leprosy to this country… it was -who else?– those damn South East Asians…!

So, in solidarity with my fellow, recently-fired communicator, I am hereby boycotting curry and noodles [until further notice].

[If you have nothing better to do, and want to watch the full interview, where Telemundo's María Celeste Arrarás calls him "Mr. Dobb" instead of Mr. Dobbs- click here:]

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Here’s What I’ll be Doing this Thanksgiving

For all of my readers who have not asked: I’m going to spend the long weekend helping this nice lady teach her turkey to behave like a civilized creature -once and for all.

If unsuccessful, we’re just going to roast the thing, dip it in mole sauce and have a wonderfully delicious dinner (which I’m sure will make PETA enthusiasts cringe.)

Happy Thanksgiving! [or, as my Caribbean neighbors would say: Happy Sansgivin']