Geraldo Rivera Foresees Era of Prosperity for Latinos. Perhaps He Could Help me Find a Job?

I just love the frenzy that surrounds all-things-Latino every now and then.

This time, the limelight is on someone’s our favorite Fox News commentator and Latino peddler Geraldo Rivera, who has just released a book pompously aptly titled: The Great Progression: How Hispanics Will Lead America to a New Era of Prosperity.

The book retails for $24.95, which is, like, mucho dinerito for those of us who are yet to find the prosperity Mr. Rivera is talking about. But, heck, if he is right, I am sure I will soon be able to afford it –along with some good health insurance.

¡Sí, se puede!

Mexicans Find Better Use for Border Fence

You can blame Mexicans for everything you want, but you cannot deny we are a resourceful bunch. Take the recent arrest of 6 fellows in Tijuana, who were caught red-handed stealing… well, pieces of the border wall to sell as scrap metal.

According to the Miami Herald:

Police in the Mexican border city of Tijuana say they have arrested six men for stealing pieces of the U.S. border fence to sell as scrap metal [...] The Tijuana police department says the suspects intended to sell the steel sheeting as scrap.

Because, you know, climbing or digging underneath the border wall is now so passé!